He said it. We printed it.
Every line in this shop was said out loud, or sent at an hour nobody should be texting, by someone who meant it at the time. We kept the receipts. Then we put them on a shirt, because a screenshot gets deleted and a screen print does not.
Each one is pulled by hand on a manual press, one colour, in runs small enough that we know where every shirt went. The kiss is the signature. It goes on every chest.
The shirt itself
- Blank
- Heavyweight cotton, garment-dyed ivory, boxy cut. Pre-shrunk, unisex, true to size.
- One colour, front, pulled by hand on a manual press. Plastisol ink, cured, not heat-pressed vinyl. The kiss goes on every shirt.
- Care
- Inside out, cold wash, hang dry. Do not iron the print. It will outlive the joke.
- Shipping
- Printed to order in small runs. Three to five days before it ships.
- Returns
- Exchanges on unworn shirts within 30 days. Custom prints are final.